Follow The Video For This Post.
He Talks About Vegeterians,And Give An Example Of How Stupid Vegans Are.
He Says You're Not Better Than Me Vegetarian.
(Then This Video Follows After It)
Well I Don't Eat Life Carlos.
Oh Really?Well Then Enjoy This Tasty Rock.
The Plants Are Live One.
Well I Mean Ouhkay,What Im Saying Is, I Don't Eat Anything With Flesh.
Really?What Do You Think Wood Is Stupid!
Its The Flesh Of The Plant,The Epidermis Is The Outer Layer.
Oh Butbut,Wait A Minute Wait A Minute Wait A Minute Carlos.
I Don't Eat Anything That Breathes.
Really?Well Plants Breathe,Ever Heard Of Photosynthesis.
But Oh No~
Carlos You Don't Know What You're Talking About.
No You Don't Know What You're Talking About.
I Eat Cows Because Im A Responsible American,And I Think Green.
Because You Know What Cows Do?They Fart Emitting Methane And Carbons Into The Atmosphere That Are Destroying The Planet.
Now What You Vegetarians Doing? You're Eating The Plant Life That Could Turn That Nasty Carbon Into Perfectly Good Breathable Oxygen For All Other Lifeforms To Exist.
So Lets Get One Thing Straight Right Now!
You Vegetarians Are The Reason For Global Warming!
(The Video Finishes Here But He Continued On)
Im Eating The Problem!
You're Eating The Solution!!!!
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